Murder, Mayhem, and Reasonably Priced Baked Goods

andrewhussiesbosom:

WHAT THE [looks around nervously] [sweats a lot] frickle frackle

(via datlamb)

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

(via random-smart-posts)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

queenofthedreamers:

mypatronusisyou:

you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter

we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant 

if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in

After all this time?

Always.

(via random-smart-posts)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via badwolfsherloki-d)

batreaux:

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.

“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

(via datlamb)

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

(Source: elfi3, via twoboysanolddrunkafallenangel)

werefinallygowensomewhere:

jeremy-ruiner:

doctorwhoalldayerreyday:

I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.

Oh my God guys… wait.

(Source: doctorwhoalldayeveryday, via captain-jacked)